i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
Yeah, I think a lot more about who I want my future children to be instead of my future partner. Because you know, sperm banks.
Okay but imagine the shorty freelancers like Connie or Florida sitting on Maine’s shoulders so they can reach something really high up that’s even out of Maine’s reach.
Maine holding to their legs and trying not to let them tumble off his back when they’re being fidgety idiots and almost slide off backwards, despite the fact that he ends up with a hand grabbing his face, usually with a finger up his nose and a couple more shoving against his mouth, smooshing his cheeks.
And then whenever Connie or Florida is done grabbing whatever they’d been reaching for, they just sit there and stare down at Maine and Maine stares back up at them because neither can figure out how our short Freelancer of choice is gonna get down.
A BEAUTIFUL INFOGRAPHIC OF 30 SHOTS
It always comes in handy at parties to know how to do cocktails or shots, while we already reviewed these great Cocktail infographic posters (here & here), here is another cool poster designed by Donald Bullach. This time it’s for shots! Enjoy the 30 shots recipes you can now make for your next party! and drink responsibly
I kind of hate being this huge amount of recessive traits.
Nope can’t finish. Oh well.
also I’m not saying I keep track of who reblogs my selfies but there is a mental list of who will have power when I conquer
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”